Oh my god, my heads hurt so bad.
Oh my god, where am I?
I am in my bed.
“What the hell happened last night,” I wondered as I started to sit up and felt as if my head was a pinata getting hit blow by blow.
All the lights were on in my bedroom and there was a bag of empty cheese puffs on the floor.
“I don’t eat that crap,” I whispered as I wiped little corn puffs from the corners of my mouth. My room looked like a crime scene. Clothes everywhere, food all over the floor, music playing and my god damn Iphone in my water glass.
Oh I know, my arch nemesis, “Tammy” probably came out last night and clearly purchased the fattening cheese balls.
Tammy was and still is my alter ego after I have had more three glasses of alchohol, preferably…
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